When my students are ashy, it is practically a life or death emergency. I don’t know if this is specific to the Delta, or it is a cultural issue that I had never experienced before, but it often is a problem in class. Students will pull out lotion when they should be doing a number of other things. When reprimanded, they respond with the common sense defense that they are ashy, and typically, a whole gaggle of students will chime in to communicate the severity of this situation. I’m occasionally asked, “Do white people get ashy?” because it is obvious that I don’t understand, and they are genuinely curious. This weekend, I discovered conclusive evidence sitting there in the passenger seat. Behold, Keely’s Ashy Knees. Now I have photographic evidence that I can use when the issue comes up again. This time, I will be disrupting class because somebody is ashy, and I bet it will be hilarious. “She gonna kill you when she find out you showing us picture of her ashy legs.” “Mr. P gonna be in that DAWG house.”
Category Archives: Arkansas
Country Living Challenges: Recycling and Car Trouble
Because we live in the middle of nowhere, we have to drive our recycling out to the city. I try to keep it well-organized and neat, but sometimes we wind up with a half-dozen broken-down Amazon boxes on the front porch (another consequence of living in the middle of nowhere) or a split-open grocery bag full of junk mail in the dining room. Usually we have a few totes full at any given time. It isn’t too much of a hassle, but a lot of the teachers we know don’t prioritize recycling because it is an additional challenge to an already difficult lifestyle.
On our way back from Memphis last night, the lights began to dim and the radio started cutting out (“girl I gotta see you tonight, ton — girl I gotta see you tonight”) every time Sean signaled to change lanes on the highway. We pulled off to investigate just in time; the battery died and we had to coast into a gas station. Fortunately we had cell service and were only a few miles from a shop where they can replace the alternator today. We were so close that the tow was free with AAA. It was the best case scenario, even though we are missing school today and had to crash on a friend’s couch: we could have easily been out of cell service and 30 miles from the nearest garage, not to mention being out of range of a AAA-aligned tow service. Car trouble in rural Arkansas is a mixed bag: if it’s just a flat or a jump, someone usually comes along with an air compressor, a set of jumper cables and a will to help out, but for more complex repairs it can be expensive to get towed and tough to find a mechanic who will work on a foreign car. It took us a month of looking this summer before we could find someone who’d work on a Nissan.
Bonfire
We burned our Christmas tree last night.
“It’s everything I had hoped and more!” cried Sean as he dodged out of the way of the billowing column of flames in our driveway.
First daffodils are up today!
After a shower to strip off the smoked meat smell, we’ll be off to Memphis to hit up the library and the Whole Foods and to eat a meal out. It’s been a while since I’ve had anything new to read, and it appears that the Food Giant in town no longer carries acceptable flour. Humbug!

