yurt book: “about 90 percent of [nomad shelter’s customers] are single professional women – teachers, massage therapists and so on – using our yurts as primary residences in Alaska.”

me: “that’s me!”

yurt book: “Go figure. We thought outfitters, camps, and macho-expedition outdoorsy types would go for the yurts, but that’s not who buys them.

me: “Whoah, hey now… that’s me too!”

Yurt book: “Guys up here know they can make a plywood shack themselves more cheaply, I guess.”

me: “yeah, well, I don’t want no stinkin’ plywood shack!

yurt book: “Women don’t want plywood shacks – ”

me: “dammit”